Schrödinger's Aspie

Schrödinger's Aspie not much here.. just stuff i find amusing... expression through original created images and some of my bitching about my mediocre existence... o.0

oh and cats..

Reblogged from beshky

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn)

Reblogged from choochoobear

choochoobear:

closettherapist:

trillgamesh:

firefoxshawty:

andrusi:

weeaboobs:

senpaitheking:

That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap. 

of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.

yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”

because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms

What is the point in forcing you to agree if there is only one option that is so stupid it’s like a presidential election with 1 candidate a complete farce to be honest

Are you guys just not familiar with how websites in general tend to work

"I would like to buy a hamburger."

"Ok, that costs $1."

"I don’t want to pay that."

"Then you can’t have a hamburger."

"Why are you forcing me to agree to this? You’re only giving me one option!"

Are the two people whining new to computers?  I assume they’ve never ever installed any computer program ever and are accessing tumblr through someone else’s machine.

plannedparenthoodla:

Consent means to give permission.
It is both people’s responsibility to get consent from their partners. Everyone has the right to decide whether they want to have sex or not.  
Consent is…
·        Freely given — no pressure, no manipulation, and no asking if it was ok to do halfway through or after the fact.
·        Informed — telling them about any STDs they should know about, being honest about using condoms and birth control, and being honest about whether you’re sexually active with other people.
·        Something you can take back — it’s ok to stop or change your mind at any time. Saying “yes” once doesn’t mean saying “yes” forever, or “yes” to other sexual activities.
·        Enthusiastic — being excited about it, not just letting it happen.
When people think about consent, “no means no” often comes to mind. But saying “yes” is really important, too. A straight-up “yes!” means that no one has to guess or assume anything, and you’ll know they’re really into it. 

Reblogged from wilwheaton

plannedparenthoodla:

Consent means to give permission.

It is both people’s responsibility to get consent from their partners. Everyone has the right to decide whether they want to have sex or not. 

Consent is…

·        Freely given — no pressure, no manipulation, and no asking if it was ok to do halfway through or after the fact.

·        Informed — telling them about any STDs they should know about, being honest about using condoms and birth control, and being honest about whether you’re sexually active with other people.

·        Something you can take back — it’s ok to stop or change your mind at any time. Saying “yes” once doesn’t mean saying “yes” forever, or “yes” to other sexual activities.

·        Enthusiastic — being excited about it, not just letting it happen.

When people think about consent, “no means no” often comes to mind. But saying “yes” is really important, too. A straight-up “yes!” means that no one has to guess or assume anything, and you’ll know they’re really into it. 

Reblogged from nerdyjokes

history-jokes:

justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

Henry VIII jokes never get old

(Source: basnad)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features!
Part 1
Lolnein by Vincent Kunert [website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

Reblogged from thefrogman

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features!

Part 1

Lolnein by Vincent Kunert [website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

cupcakesinwonderland80:

AT - everyday is halloween for me by Fukari

Reblogged from thegeek531

cupcakesinwonderland80:

AT - everyday is halloween for me by Fukari

Schrödinger’s Aspie turned 3 today!YAY!

Schrödinger’s Aspie turned 3 today!

YAY!

because bowls are too mainstream…

Reblogged from thefrogman

because bowls are too mainstream…

neil-gaiman:

schrodingers-aspie:

i took a clip from youtube to try this… i think it came out alright…

Lovely. I wish it had really looked like this…

Oh Gods, Thank you!*Dies happy*

Reblogged from neil-gaiman

neil-gaiman:

schrodingers-aspie:

i took a clip from youtube to try this… i think it came out alright…

Lovely. I wish it had really looked like this…

Oh Gods, Thank you!
*Dies happy*

i took a clip from youtube to try this… i think it came out alright…

i took a clip from youtube to try this… i think it came out alright…